1 00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:08,620 Vivian: Let me worry about Nils. -[screams] 2 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:10,830 The only thing on your mind should be Nobel. 3 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:13,130 -General. Martin: Hilton has moved up 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,630 the investor presentation to tomorrow. 5 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:18,460 Unless you can figure out the formula, we are dead. 6 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,300 -I'm tiny and I know it's a shock. 7 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:22,180 -Dad did this. -It was an accident. 8 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:24,220 -Professor Littlejohn is the true author 9 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,680 of "Untitled on Purpose." 10 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:28,220 -Your publisher better have deep pockets. 11 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,730 -You are good people. 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,140 -I misappropriated my student's story 13 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:34,310 and didn't correct it. -I flunked out of school. 14 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:36,650 I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, 15 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,860 make a case or whatever. 16 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:39,400 Dad. -What did she tell you? 17 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,650 Lulu: A lot. -You know I love you, kiddo. 18 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:43,160 -Yeah, I know. Les: She didn't tell me 19 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:44,990 that she loved me back. -Now you're being dramatic. 20 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,410 -Now she thinks I'm a fuckin' liar. 21 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,160 Lindy: Every dad disappoints eventually. 22 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:50,160 It's finally your turn. 23 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,250 What the fuck are you--? [gasping] 24 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,340 You're dead. Richard: I am very much alive. 25 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:58,170 -I never meant to hurt you. -Yes, you did. 26 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,170 -Call it even? -Even Steven. 27 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,920 You know she's coming for you. 28 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,180 Les: Oh, I do. 29 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,890 And I can't fucking wait. 30 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:18,240 [gentle music playing] 31 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,610 -Oh. 32 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,740 -Oh, goddamn. 33 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:29,530 Oh, Uncle Sam could get behind that, huh? 34 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:32,250 My Pentagon pals are gonna love this tiny shit. 35 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,460 They're so cute. 36 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:35,040 Hilton: Guess what's even cuter? 37 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:36,380 Shipped across the world 38 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:38,040 for the price of a first-class stamp, 39 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,130 and then restored to regular size 40 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,880 on the battlefield. 41 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:44,550 From bang to boom. 42 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,720 And with your connections, 43 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:49,480 bang to boom to big fucking bucks. 44 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,770 [explodes] 45 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,060 [chuckles] 46 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:56,230 [grenade clatters] [grunting] 47 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,060 [laughter] 48 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,980 Hilton: A close one. That was a close one. 49 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:03,110 General, this changes everything. 50 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,200 [tense music playing] 51 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:28,350 [tense music playing] 52 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:33,350 Lindy: I'm coming for you. 53 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:35,180 [loud banging] 54 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:38,980 -You crossed the line. 55 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:40,520 You made me tiny 56 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,980 and tried to flush me down the toilet. 57 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,610 [power tool whirring] 58 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,580 -You wanted to drown me. 59 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:52,620 [grunting] It's my turn now. 60 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:55,040 Death is too easy, 61 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:57,010 but I can make you suffer. 62 00:02:57,540 --> 00:03:00,380 [scoffs] Your swimming pool, moat... 63 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:03,170 [chuckles] ...cannot stop me. 64 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,130 I may be small forever, 65 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:10,020 but I've never been more powerful. 66 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,720 Hey, what the--? 67 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,810 Whoa! 68 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,220 [screaming] 69 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,860 Oh! [grunts] 70 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:24,150 I must destroy your greatest prize. 71 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:28,990 "I must break you." Drago, Rocky IV. 72 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:32,040 [laughing] 73 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:35,920 -Laugh it up. 74 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:41,380 Laugh...it...up. 75 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:44,970 Let's reset. 76 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:58,780 [upbeat music playing] 77 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:18,750 Lindy: Well, well, well. 78 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:22,870 Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect Les? 79 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,460 -I'm protecting science. 80 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:27,210 -You're protecting the man who tried to kill you. 81 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,880 -Drawn to wrath by you. 82 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,130 -It was a kiss. 83 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,760 -A naked kiss. 84 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:36,020 -Fine. A naked kiss. 85 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,650 Now, move. 86 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:44,440 Richie, please don't make me hurt you. 87 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,610 -Hurt me? 88 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:48,450 You destroyed me. 89 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:50,490 -Richie... 90 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:55,960 I am sorry, truly... 91 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:59,670 sincerely sorry. 92 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:03,670 You're a good man. 93 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,420 A really good man. 94 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:07,960 Now, please... 95 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:09,180 move. 96 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:12,470 -I implore you to think about what you're doing. 97 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,840 Hilton has... 98 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,510 has moved the demonstration to this morning. 99 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,270 This... This is Les' last chance to fix the formula. 100 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,480 And so, we just-- we both need him to succeed. 101 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:25,310 So, regardless of what's happened, 102 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:27,990 just think about your future and mine, 103 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:30,820 hmm? 104 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:31,990 -[Lindy exhales] 105 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,780 -Your generosity of spirit 106 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:38,120 will be instrumental in our restoration 107 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:41,210 and a scientific discovery for the ages. 108 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:46,120 One worthy of the recognition of the highest order, 109 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,260 the Nobel. 110 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,010 -Oh, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie. 111 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,690 You almost had me convinced. 112 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,510 Get the fuck out of my way. 113 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:03,310 -What, what... 114 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:06,480 -I would rather die a six-inch death 115 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:11,530 than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel. 116 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,870 -You're gone. 117 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,040 You're gone into the heart of darkness. 118 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,410 -The curve. 119 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,960 Follow the curve. 120 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:29,300 The curve to infinity. 121 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,050 I need to reset. 122 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,770 I need to rest. 123 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:38,930 I'm so close. 124 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,600 What's the math? 125 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:44,470 What is it that you don't see? 126 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:46,820 [rhythmic music playing] 127 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,570 What... 128 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,700 don't... 129 00:06:57,940 --> 00:06:59,210 you... 130 00:07:00,610 --> 00:07:02,000 see? 131 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:07,790 -[objects rustling] -[breathes deeply] 132 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,010 Lindy? 133 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,560 [quirky music playing] 134 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:00,390 -[snoring] 135 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,720 Lindy: Les, wake up. 136 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,970 -[gasps] 137 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:11,140 [tense music playing] 138 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:14,480 [eyeball squishes] -[screaming and grunting] 139 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:15,740 [small splash] 140 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:23,990 Fuck! Where the fuck are you?! 141 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:26,870 You evil, tiny bitch! Fuck! 142 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,040 Ugh! 143 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:31,660 You made a fucking canoe. 144 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,750 I'm bigger than you! 145 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,840 I will crush you! I will win! 146 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:38,050 Ugh. 147 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,010 Ow, ow, ow! 148 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,340 [metal clanging] -[grunts] 149 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:45,850 Oh, come on. 150 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,930 [objects clattering] 151 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:51,270 -[Lindy screams] 152 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,110 Help, Les! 153 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:54,650 -Lindy?! 154 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,160 Lindy! 155 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,780 If you're hurt, answer me. 156 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:03,080 We can call a timeout. 157 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:05,910 I don't know what to do. 158 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:07,500 I don't know what to do. Fuck. 159 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,870 Lindy [on megaphone]: Help, Les! 160 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,040 -I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming! 161 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,420 I'm coming! 162 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:14,920 And I'm trusting. 163 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:17,960 Oh. Whoa. This is a timeout, Lindy. 164 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,550 We agreed, right? 165 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,090 [grunting] 166 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,090 I'm here now. 167 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,760 Ow. Ow. 168 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:29,470 [coughing] 169 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:31,220 -My pathetic hero. 170 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,230 -I called a timeout. 171 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,230 -I didn't agree. -Ugh. 172 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,270 You're a poor sport and a monster. 173 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,820 -You deserved it. 174 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:40,400 You're a sore loser. 175 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:43,490 -You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion. 176 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,410 -Good. Now we're even. Time in. 177 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,450 -So there was a timeout. 178 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,620 -In your mind. 179 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,330 I'm dumbin' down to play along. 180 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,910 -Oh, yeah. You don't need to dumb down. 181 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:54,160 You've been dining out on dumb luck 182 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,920 for the last 20 fuckin' years. 183 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,020 -Dumb luck? 184 00:09:57,050 --> 00:10:00,670 That's what jealous, resentful people call talent. 185 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,420 -Talent is the battle cry among housewives 186 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,850 over midday Chardonnay. 187 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,090 -I teach. 188 00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:09,150 -Yeah. Those who can, do. 189 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:11,200 What's that saying, 190 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,430 "You wanna see a woman's future, look at her mother"? 191 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,180 Well, you are your mother. 192 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:16,940 -That's not even the saying, idiot. 193 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:19,110 -I'm no idiot. I'm a literal genius. 194 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,650 -Who's out of ideas. 195 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,860 A science has-been 196 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:26,110 who will be so close for the rest of his life. 197 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:29,870 At least I started something and finished it, and won. 198 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,540 That Nobel you wanna fuck so bad? 199 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:36,000 I will kill us both before letting you win it. 200 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:39,510 Start and finish, I win again. 201 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:43,130 -Oh, you know, there's just one thing I'd love to finish? 202 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,130 You. Ow! 203 00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:47,350 You! 204 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,690 [groans] 205 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:53,640 [doorbell rings] 206 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,610 Les: All right, already! 207 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:01,030 Ow, ow, ow! [yelping] 208 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:02,360 -[laughing] -[doorbell ringing] 209 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:03,400 Les: Fuck! 210 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,820 What?! 211 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:06,990 -What happened to you? 212 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:09,320 Your eye. Eww. 213 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,240 -Nothing. Why are you here? 214 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,200 Vivian: You're late. -Well, what time is it? 215 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,160 -Presentation time. You're not answering your phone. 216 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,370 Lindy: Hey! 217 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,330 Hey, down here! Hey! 218 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,540 -One second. 219 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:20,670 -He made me tiny! 220 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,830 Down here! Hey! 221 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:24,050 -Just a minute. 222 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,510 -Fuck me. 223 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:26,970 [screams] 224 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,310 -Five minutes. I'll be right behind you. 225 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:37,530 -[sighs] 226 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:45,450 [phone ringing] 227 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,620 [groans] 228 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,620 Lindy: Hi, Lulu. 229 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:56,080 -Hi, Tiny Mom. 230 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,580 Lindy: Oh, funny. 231 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:59,340 Lulu: I'm back at school. 232 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,580 -Uh, how did it go with the review board? 233 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,470 -It hasn't happened yet. Um... 234 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,420 I'm thinking about bailing. 235 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,980 Lindy: Oh, yeah. I get that instinct. 236 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:13,650 -What would you do? 237 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,470 -Uh, okay. 238 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:20,100 Uh, let me think. Um, [clears throat] well... 239 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,770 Lulu: I know you're excited I called. 240 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,940 Don't make it a thing. 241 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,110 I will hang up. 242 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,200 -Got it. 243 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:28,990 I would wanna bail too, but... 244 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,410 older, tiny me 245 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:35,170 might come to regret that. 246 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,700 -Like, regret what? 247 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,550 -It's self-destructive. 248 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,040 And they control the narrative. 249 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:44,680 [dramatic music playing] 250 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,220 Lulu? 251 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,890 -That's... 252 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,930 pretty good parenting. 253 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,230 What the fuck? 254 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,970 -I might know a thing or two about a thing or two. 255 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,220 -There she is. 256 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,810 -I can only be me. 257 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,730 Lulu: Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking, 258 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,150 you get to hold this 259 00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:09,480 "my husband shrunk me" shit over Dad 260 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,790 for, like, forever. 261 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:15,820 Like, you could be tiny for...forever. 262 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,830 Which, that's kind of cool, but... 263 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,410 is it cool forever? 264 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:24,750 You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage. 265 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:27,380 -Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever. 266 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:30,380 Uh, but I currently don't have a choice, 267 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,260 so I am making peace with it. 268 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,550 -Are you stamping your tiny foot right now? 269 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,260 If a tiny person stamps their foot, 270 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,510 does it make a sound? 271 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,890 -Once again, funny. 272 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,230 -Just thoughts. Okay. 273 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,440 I think I know what I'm gonna do. 274 00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:48,450 But I want it to be a cliffhanger. 275 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,730 Bye, Tiny Mom. 276 00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,410 -Uh-- [phone disconnects] 277 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,910 [tense music playing] 278 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,930 -So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me. 279 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,220 -I need a third option. 280 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,930 Oliver: Cyd called. -Oh. 281 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,390 -Ultimatum. 282 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,270 Lindy's second book or your imprint is dead. 283 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,770 Like her patience. 284 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,230 -Lindy doesn't have a second book. 285 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,230 -Or does she? 286 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,770 -No, she does not. 287 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,070 -Hell yes, she does. 288 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,230 -Ultimatum. Jackie finished her novel, 289 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,900 Untitled on Purpose. 290 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,900 -That was quick. Hel: Well, she's prolific 291 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,910 and driven and willing. 292 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,410 But I have a strict moral code. 293 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,410 -Huh. -So let's wheel and deal. 294 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,620 You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, 295 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,010 save your imprint, or... 296 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:49,550 my dad. 297 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,890 He doesn't know anything about this...yet. 298 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,760 -Yeah, so I did a little research and it's true. 299 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,970 Jackie finished her novel and, um... 300 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,510 your cowboy has a daughter, and it's Hel. 301 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,850 -Me. 302 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,470 Oliver: This is the hate part, 303 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,860 but, like, let's just focus on the love part. 304 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,640 -Which is what, exactly? 305 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,770 -Whatever you choose. 306 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:12,980 Hel: It's an ethics test. 307 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:14,690 Your imprint or my dad. 308 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,580 Lies or love. 309 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,500 [quirky music playing] 310 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,840 Terry: Uh... 311 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,550 me. 312 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,460 I choose me. 313 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,630 Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be. 314 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,180 -Love the me choice, hate the rhyme. 315 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,850 -Is this gonna be a problem? 316 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,230 -First thing you've said that I respected. 317 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,720 Philip. 318 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,570 Dad's name is Philip. Goes by Flip. 319 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,360 -Oh, Flip? 320 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:53,060 I flipped for Flip. 321 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,120 -Oh, God. 322 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,820 -That's good there, right? 323 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,030 Oliver: Very. 324 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:02,870 -How does one solve the problem of feeding the world? 325 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,750 Only Les Littlejohn knows. 326 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,750 Now, what if we could take, say, 327 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,370 an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction... 328 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:13,470 -Where is this jackass? 329 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,170 -I can assure you, he will be here. 330 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,670 Les: ...a hundred, a thousand ears of corn. 331 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,730 [soft music playing] 332 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,350 -I know I'm late. I know. 333 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,150 I just--I just need a minute. 334 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,070 I fell down. Martin: Oh, really? 335 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,280 -Yeah. -Mount Kilimanjaro? 336 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,070 -Yes. Practically, yes. 337 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,530 -Hilton is going to sell the tech 338 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,870 to the military. 339 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,370 "Bang to boom," he said. 340 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,710 -What, after we solve world hunger or what? 341 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,370 -No, instead of. 342 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:55,880 Tiny soldiers, tiny missiles. 343 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:58,050 Big surprise. -But I am so close... 344 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,420 -Close. I know. -...for real. For real. 345 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,880 -For real, I know. I believe you. 346 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,020 Now, Hilton owns the tech, 347 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:05,140 he--he's gonna do with it whatever he wants anyway, 348 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:08,610 but we can't be party to that. 349 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:13,150 So walk--no, run. You run away. 350 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,950 -I... 351 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,820 I don't think I can. -Give them what they want. 352 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:19,780 -Mm. -You out, 353 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,400 the tech in government hands, 354 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,570 but not the restoration. Okay? 355 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,070 -What about my Nobel? What if I'm-- 356 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,780 what if I'm out of ideas? 357 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:31,000 -Um, it's time! 358 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,510 -Les, you have the fate of the planet 359 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,590 in your hands. 360 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,800 -Me? 361 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,680 -Don't fuck it up. 362 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,230 -I see you. 363 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,150 Looking at me, judging me, 364 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,270 like smug dicks. 365 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,980 But you will never judge me 366 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,400 as harsh as I judge myself. 367 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,440 [uplifting music playing] 368 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:06,280 I've realized that I've been trying to live up 369 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,330 to other's expectations of me. 370 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,340 I don't know what I want for myself. 371 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,420 And I thought that was a problem... 372 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,170 but it's not. 373 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,340 It's just the process. 374 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,850 And I can figure that out here 375 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,930 or somewhere else. 376 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,110 Honestly, 377 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,860 I'm okay either way. 378 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,400 [music continues] [phone keyboard clicking] 379 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:52,330 Any chance you might be swingin' 380 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,420 by the airport tonight? 381 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,720 -He looks fuckin' nuts. 382 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,190 -Yes. Quite. 383 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,490 -Science is not magic. 384 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,320 No. 385 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,070 There is no "ta-da!" 386 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,280 There is not. 387 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,400 It is work. 388 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,070 Hard work. 389 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,660 Evidently. 390 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,330 It's frustration. 391 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,160 It's passion. 392 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:36,410 It's misery and joy. 393 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,050 And it's fear. 394 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:42,250 You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees, 395 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,920 wishing, hoping, maybe even praying, which... 396 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,130 goes against all established scientific understanding 397 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,480 that maybe one day you will finally... 398 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,340 see the forest. 399 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,520 Well... 400 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,770 today is that day. 401 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,400 [suspenseful music playing] 402 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,700 Let's finish what we started. 403 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,200 [softly] Fuck. 404 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,750 Here are my final thoughts. 405 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,370 H-hat equals H-bar omega times A-dagger A 406 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:23,380 plus one half plus... 407 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,290 [clears throat] 408 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:30,220 plus P-hat squared over two M plus two 409 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,220 over M-omega squared-- 410 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,730 uh, X squared, which... 411 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,530 which... 412 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:49,200 [dramatic music playing] 413 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,550 -It's upside down. 414 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,220 It's inverted. 415 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,590 Janet, invert. 416 00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:17,940 M-omega squared X squared over two. 417 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,560 -Bobs, invert. 418 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:21,570 -Invert! 419 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:31,740 Inverted M-omega squared X squared over two. 420 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,860 -Carl, implement. 421 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,630 [suspenseful music playing] 422 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,110 -Let's make history. 423 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,500 [sizzling] 424 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,090 -Oh. 425 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,980 [beeping] 426 00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:43,020 -Gentlepeople, three minutes 427 00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:45,480 until the curve reaches limitless stabilization. 428 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,490 -Translation? 429 00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:49,820 -Ta-da! 430 00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:51,990 [people chattering] 431 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,490 [beeps] 432 00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:59,870 -[sighs, laughs] Okay. 433 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,000 Fuck. I fuckin' hate tape measures. 434 00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:05,370 [grunts] 435 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,830 Okay. [exhales] 436 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:12,550 It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn. 437 00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:19,640 [beeping] 438 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:22,690 [dramatic music playing] 439 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:34,200 -I did it. 440 00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:36,540 I did it. 441 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:39,410 I did it. 442 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,320 I did it! 443 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,830 Yes! We made history! 444 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:47,200 Limitless stabilization. Yeah! 445 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,210 -Translation? -Hilton... [clears throat] 446 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,880 the corn, mathematically-- -Ah, let me. Let me. 447 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:04,010 Delicious. 448 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:07,730 Sweet and crisp. Mwah. 449 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,400 [people cheering] -He did do it. Who knew? 450 00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:15,440 -Oh. Oh, dear. [groans] 451 00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:18,030 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 452 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,240 -Uh-oh. 453 00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:20,780 -[gagging] 454 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:21,860 -Are you okay? Les: Ow, oh! 455 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,620 Hilton: Les. -[groaning] 456 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:26,540 Hilton: No, no, no. Give him some room. 457 00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:28,870 Les, Les, are you okay? 458 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,250 Give him some space. Give him some space. 459 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,710 -[high-pitched voice] Ta-da. 460 00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:33,880 [laughs] 461 00:24:33,910 --> 00:24:35,140 I got you! 462 00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:38,460 Finally, I got you. 463 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,880 -Fuck yeah, you did, Awesome Les. 464 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,940 [indistinct chatter] 465 00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:46,520 -Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh? 466 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:49,610 -Thank you. 467 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:55,730 Hilton: Thank you. 468 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,440 Let's talk numbers. -What the fuck? 469 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:59,230 General Henderson: Let's talk numbers. 470 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:00,370 Yeah. 471 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:08,130 [quirky music playing] 472 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,550 -Oh, no, you didn't. 473 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:17,420 -[laughs] Okay. 474 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,850 Fuck. I fuckin' hate tape measures. 475 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:22,510 -[gasps] -It is time you knew the truth 476 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,930 about Dr. Les Littlejohn. 477 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,970 All right, Nils. 478 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,980 You wanted to know more about Les' secret project? 479 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:31,980 Here I am. Okay? 480 00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:36,440 -Les. [door closes] 481 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:38,020 -Is it the corn? 482 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:39,530 Are you sick? Les: No, it's not the corn. 483 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,980 Uh, somebody emailed something. 484 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:43,450 Something not good, uh, to a journalist, 485 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,200 and that something is going to destroy me 486 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:46,950 just when I'm-- -Nils. 487 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,450 Is that the journalist? -Yes. How did you know? 488 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,830 -You mentioned him before. 489 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,120 -Yes, well, imagine what he could do 490 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:53,500 if he had something on me. 491 00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:55,620 Something big-- uh, small, but very big. 492 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,050 What do I do? 493 00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,010 -You sit... 494 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,010 relax. 495 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,470 [intriguing music playing] 496 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,010 Today is your day. 497 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,230 No... 498 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,860 it's our day. 499 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,360 We did it. Partners. 500 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,310 Don't worry about Nils. 501 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:19,570 Vivian's taken care of it. 502 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,150 Nils has retired permanently. 503 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:27,070 Nils is not a problem. 504 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,210 -He's not? 505 00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:30,080 -Who sent you the email? 506 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:32,040 Tell Vivian. 507 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,330 Who is your problem? 508 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,080 -Are you going third-person? 509 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,080 -I find it effective in situations such as this. 510 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,000 Now...tell Vivian. 511 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,550 -Um... 512 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:47,600 -Fine. Doesn't matter who. 513 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,390 Sometimes, when someone threatens 514 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:55,520 the most important thing in the world to you, 515 00:26:55,550 --> 00:27:00,110 you have no choice but to eliminate them. 516 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:03,690 Because the someone who would do something like that 517 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:05,620 is never going to stop. 518 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:10,620 You are going to have to stop them. 519 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,370 Does that scare you? 520 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,210 -No. Yes. No. Uh, a little. 521 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,880 -I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone. 522 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:22,460 Did you think that? -No. 523 00:27:22,490 --> 00:27:25,050 Yes. No. A little. 524 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,380 -No, I'm-I'm only suggesting... 525 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,630 -Get creative. 526 00:27:28,670 --> 00:27:30,190 -Why, yes. 527 00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:33,100 Get creative. 528 00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:37,100 And then, leave the rest to fate. 529 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:41,320 Fate makes its own choices. 530 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,200 -Fate. 531 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,620 Yes, that is creative. 532 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:51,780 -Come on, Nils. [cork pops] 533 00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:53,000 -Whoo! 534 00:27:58,990 --> 00:28:02,970 Okay, write me back. Write me back, Nils. Jesus. 535 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,010 Come on, Nils. 536 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,560 [cat meows] -Lindy. 537 00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:15,150 Lindy, I have a surprise for you. 538 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:18,640 I'm unarmed. 539 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,810 There's no tricks up these sleeves. 540 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,440 I come bringing tidings of great joy. 541 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:26,940 I solved the restoration formula. 542 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:29,320 I can make you big again, 543 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:31,530 if that's something you're interested in. 544 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,670 [suspenseful music playing] 545 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,550 Hilton: Going to celebrate? [door closes] 546 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,800 -I've decided. We're keeping him. 547 00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:49,720 -Yeah. He won't play ball. 548 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:50,970 -You don't know that. 549 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,510 -I do, actually. 550 00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:54,050 That's kinda my thing. 551 00:28:54,090 --> 00:28:55,470 Just fire him. 552 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,730 -I can get him to play. 553 00:28:57,430 --> 00:29:00,350 Les' brain is a valuable asset to us. 554 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:03,650 -More valuable than mine or yours? 555 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,480 -You're making me choose. -You're making me choose. 556 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,580 -Well, then we should both choose wisely. 557 00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:20,250 -What? I'm not even blocking, just go around. 558 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,550 -You better not be fucking with me. 559 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,760 [cat meows] -Oh, no. It's true. I did it. 560 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:34,760 I remain a literal genius. 561 00:29:34,790 --> 00:29:39,650 Look, I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo. 562 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,560 -How's that proof? I never saw him tiny. 563 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:45,310 I hate that cat. Les: Well, that's funny. 564 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,400 He told me he hates you too. 565 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:50,280 [cat meows] Les: What's that, Magoo? Huh? 566 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:55,740 You're hungry? Oh, poor thing. 567 00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:57,570 He's been through a lot. 568 00:29:57,610 --> 00:30:00,740 Oh, what am I saying? You know, sorta. 569 00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:03,120 Well, gotta feed him. 570 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,840 It'd be inhumane not to, right? 571 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:08,250 You know, Dr. Carmichael said 572 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:11,250 that I can't force change on you, 573 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:15,590 so I'm having second thoughts about making you big. 574 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:17,930 I think I've learned that I have to accept you 575 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,150 for who you are, the way you are. 576 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:23,770 And that you're never gonna stop. 577 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,870 [watch beeps] 578 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:28,360 I gotta eat myself, worked up quite the appetite. 579 00:30:28,390 --> 00:30:29,990 I think I deserve a good meal. 580 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,610 And so, I bid you farewell 581 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,830 and I wish you the best of luck. 582 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:39,170 [dramatic music playing] 583 00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,590 I'll leave it up to fate. 584 00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:47,960 [door opens and closes] 585 00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:49,840 [growling] 586 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,180 [growling] 587 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,880 -Good kitty. 588 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,800 Easy, Magoo. 589 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,510 Easy. 590 00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:02,940 Easy. 591 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,530 Fuck. 592 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,730 [growling] 593 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,450 [panting] 594 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:12,980 [panting] 595 00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,530 Magoo, stop! Bad cat. 596 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,660 Stop! Oh, shit. -[meows] 597 00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:20,710 [growling] 598 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,540 -So be honest, when I took a bite of the sweet corn, 599 00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:25,330 did you think I was going to explode? 600 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,500 Did you? You didn't? Did I? I don't know. 601 00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:29,170 I mean--I mean, not really. 602 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,590 But--but, you know, I was thinking, um, trust the math. 603 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,170 -Uh-hmm. -Trust the math. That's what-- 604 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,050 Oh! Did you see Hilton? Did you see his face? 605 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,090 Was he scared? I didn't see-- -Let's not focus on Hilton. 606 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,430 -Yeah, fuck that guy. Let's focus on me instead. 607 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:41,220 [laughs] -Let--let's focus on us. 608 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:43,430 -[laughs] Yeah. I'm the fuckin' golden boy. 609 00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:44,680 Cheers to me. 610 00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:46,350 -Cheers to us 611 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:48,940 and everything we want to accomplish... 612 00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:50,280 together. 613 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,400 -You know, I can't believe it. 614 00:31:52,430 --> 00:31:53,940 I mean, I can believe it, but I can't believe it 615 00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:55,360 because, you know, I did make fuckin' history. 616 00:31:55,390 --> 00:31:58,410 If only Lindy could see me now, right? 617 00:31:58,810 --> 00:31:59,750 -Lindy? Les: Yeah. 618 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:02,030 You know, I saw her in my science thoughts 619 00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:03,450 at the podium. 620 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,910 Um, that cocktail napkin 621 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,370 when she turned it right side up? 622 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,750 [snaps] Bang. That was it. 623 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:09,460 I got it. Invert. 624 00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:11,290 -Lindy... Les: Uh-hmm. 625 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,470 -...helped you... 626 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,210 with science. Les: Yeah. 627 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:16,550 I guess. 628 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:18,810 You know, cheers to me again. 629 00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:21,550 Hmm. You're not really eating. 630 00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:23,600 -I feel ill. Les: Yeah, so do I a little bit, 631 00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:24,810 in my stomach. 632 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,060 I think it's excitement. 633 00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:28,940 -Les...we shared, 634 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:31,600 we got personal. 635 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,950 -Uh-hmm. -We have secrets. 636 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,320 I thought we were partners, 637 00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:41,570 a scientist standing in front of another scientist. 638 00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:44,120 -Yeah, of course, you helped. 639 00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:45,950 [chuckles] -Helped? 640 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:49,000 -Yeah. -Like Lindy helped. 641 00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:50,250 Les: You both helped. 642 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,420 But I plan on thanking you 643 00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:54,960 in my acceptance speech, 644 00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:58,090 um, when I win the Nobel, and not Lindy. 645 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,340 And then everyone will know that you contributed 646 00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:01,420 and not Lindy. 647 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:03,480 And that's very important to me. 648 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,980 -Not-Lindy is more important to you... 649 00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:09,020 than us. 650 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,940 -Not really following. 651 00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:13,030 -Exactly. 652 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:17,200 [playful music playing] 653 00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:21,950 -I think you should collect your things. 654 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:24,110 -Uh, from what? From here? 655 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:26,450 -From the office. -Oh, yes, good idea. 656 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,490 We need more space. We do. 657 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:29,750 -In a way. 658 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:31,710 Excuse me a moment. 659 00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:35,590 -Can I, uh, order you anything else? 660 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,260 -I'm done. 661 00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:53,860 -Is that--is she leaving? 662 00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:08,280 [beeps] 663 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,250 Les: Fuck. [continues beeping] 664 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,460 -That's my stuff! 665 00:34:14,110 --> 00:34:15,870 Hey! [pounding] 666 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:18,710 I know you can see me. Open the fucking door! 667 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,920 [door beeps] 668 00:34:20,950 --> 00:34:22,970 -My ID's not working. 669 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,190 -Where is Mr. Magoo? 670 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,650 -You gonna let me in? 671 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:34,360 -Where is Mr. Magoo? 672 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:37,400 -Is this about a cat? 673 00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:41,440 -I want my tiny cat back. 674 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,320 -I restored him! I took him home. 675 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,990 It's fucking Lindy's cat. 676 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:46,290 I hate that cat. 677 00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:48,830 -I don't know who you are. 678 00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:50,790 [quirky music playing] 679 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,300 Les: Aren't you gonna let me in?! 680 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,800 Oh, fuck this! 681 00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:05,260 [car door closes] [engine starts] 682 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:07,260 Les: You think you can lock me out, motherfuckers? 683 00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:09,510 [tires screeching] -[laughs] 684 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,010 It's my fucking lab! Mine! 685 00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:13,320 [laughing] 686 00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:19,820 Oh, goddammit. 687 00:35:20,090 --> 00:35:22,820 [sighs] Goddammit. 688 00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:29,660 -What was the plan here? 689 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,330 -My ID didn't work. 690 00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:37,010 -And you were gonna drive through the lobby? 691 00:35:38,820 --> 00:35:39,840 -Yeah. 692 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,260 Martin: You didn't listen. 693 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,220 I tried. 694 00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:48,510 I was passionate about it. 695 00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:49,850 I cursed. 696 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,300 I warned you about these people. 697 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:54,680 -You did. 698 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:56,110 Martin: You dummy. 699 00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,890 Now it's over. 700 00:35:58,930 --> 00:36:02,860 Hilton has everything. 701 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:07,820 We have...nothing. 702 00:36:07,850 --> 00:36:10,910 -Well, I... I couldn't help it. 703 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:12,820 It's my life's work. 704 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,040 I had to do it. 705 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:15,790 -Les... 706 00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:19,830 the Nobel was never on the table. 707 00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:22,500 They were always going to steal your tech. 708 00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:26,810 -[sniffles] Martin, without the Nobel... 709 00:36:28,790 --> 00:36:30,390 I'm not worthy. 710 00:36:32,210 --> 00:36:33,440 -Worthy of what? 711 00:36:39,970 --> 00:36:41,110 -Her. 712 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:43,190 Lindy. 713 00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:45,240 [dramatic music playing] 714 00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:49,080 I needed Lindy to be proud of me. 715 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:55,500 Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me, 716 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,460 seen me. 717 00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:01,630 Lindy. [sniffs] 718 00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,430 I can't get her out of my head. 719 00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:07,260 She's everywhere. 720 00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:11,600 [ominous music playing] 721 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,440 Oh, God. 722 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:17,640 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh. 723 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,810 Martin: What? I can't keep up. -Uh, Martin... 724 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,600 can you get back in there? 725 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,230 -What did I just say? 726 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:25,060 -I have to get the formula. Oh, fuck, fuck. 727 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,900 I can't go home without it. I need a ride. 728 00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:29,400 -No, you're gonna have to take an Uber because I got Dana. 729 00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:31,240 -No, you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now. 730 00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:33,280 -What? No. That--what? -This is life or death, Martin, 731 00:37:33,310 --> 00:37:35,490 for real this time, for really, really, real. 732 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,740 Magoo could eat her. -The cat? 733 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,120 -Yeah. I'll explain-- -What do you mean? 734 00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:40,950 -I'll explain to you and Dana later. 735 00:37:40,990 --> 00:37:42,120 You gotta drive me. Come on. -What do you mean, eat her? 736 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,160 Why? What are you-- 737 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,220 [tense music playing] 738 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,520 [cat meows] 739 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,350 -Fuck. [panting] 740 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,770 [grunts] 741 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,690 [Richard grunting] 742 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,100 Richie! -Huh? Ah! No, no, no! 743 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:08,160 -What? Whoa! -Go, go! 744 00:38:09,970 --> 00:38:11,530 -Come on. [gasping] 745 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,610 Oh, good. Good, good. We're safe. We're safe. 746 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:15,280 The fat lady hasn't sung, man, okay? 747 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:16,870 Richard: Well, I appreciate your... 748 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,450 -You're alive. You're alive! -You're a strong one. 749 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,120 But I just-- I'm trying to reconcile 750 00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:21,660 Les the husband and Les the scientist. 751 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,290 What drives a man to-to such generosity 752 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,040 and compassion towards science, 753 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,460 and yet such selfish heartlessness towards his wife? 754 00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:31,670 -Oh, God. -I just--tell me, why? 755 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,340 I'm asking you again. Why Les? 756 00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:35,840 -Richie... -What? No, no, no. 757 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,550 -...this is not the time for this. 758 00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:39,470 -No, listen. Why marry a man who has no-- 759 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,470 -[cat growls] -[screaming] No, no! 760 00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:42,810 -Richie! 761 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,560 Richard: Lindy, help me! Please! Mommy! 762 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,730 ♪ Yes, 'cause it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 763 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,560 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 764 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,730 ♪ Yeah, it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 765 00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:52,570 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 766 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,650 ♪ Yeah, it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 767 00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:55,490 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 768 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,740 ♪ Yeah, it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 769 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:59,040 ♪ The love is gone away ♪ 770 00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:07,500 ♪ When I see you ♪ 771 00:39:07,530 --> 00:39:10,540 ♪ Eyes will turn blue ♪ 772 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:13,590 ♪ When I see you ♪ 773 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:16,050 ♪ A thousand eyes ♪ ♪ Turning blue ♪ 774 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,930 ♪ 'Cause it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 775 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,220 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 776 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,930 ♪ Gone, daddy, gone ♪ 777 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,760 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 778 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,180 ♪ Yeah, it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 779 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,930 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 780 00:39:25,970 --> 00:39:28,850 ♪ Beautiful girl, ♪ ♪ Lovely dress ♪ 781 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:32,020 ♪ Fifteen smiles, oh yes ♪ 782 00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:34,900 ♪ Beautiful girl, ♪ ♪ Lovely dress ♪ 783 00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:37,700 ♪ Where she is now, ♪ ♪ I can only guess ♪ 784 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:39,610 ♪ 'Cause it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 785 00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:41,450 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 786 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,700 ♪ Yeah, it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 787 00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,540 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 788 00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:45,700 ♪ Said it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 789 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:47,540 ♪ The love is gone ♪ 790 00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:48,920 ♪ Yeah, it's gone, ♪ ♪ Daddy, gone ♪ 791 00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:52,630 ♪ The love is gone away ♪ 792 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:55,760 ♪ Gone away ♪ 793 00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:58,880 ♪ Gone away ♪ 794 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,520 ♪ Gone away ♪